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Knitting Humor Tank - "I'd Be Wearing Something I Knit If It Wasn't So @#%* & Hot Out"

Knitting Humor Tank - "I'd Be Wearing Something I Knit If It Wasn't So @#%* & Hot Out"

Regular price $28.99 USD
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Lightweight and breathable, this tank carries a wry-knit-lovers’ attitude straight through summer. The soft white fabric and simple, hand-drawn lettering read like a note passed between stitching friends: “I’d be wearing something I knit if it wasn’t so *@$%* hot out.” A tiny crossed-needles icon anchors the design, keeping the look playful and low-key. Wear it to backyard knit nights, farmers’ markets, or while blocking on the porch; it’s the kind of top that starts conversations without shouting. The classic cut and moderate-weight fabric let the print sit cleanly on the chest while the tear-away label keeps the back smooth and comfortable. For makers who crave cool comfort and a little yarn-based humor, this tank is a summer staple that fits right into a slow-craft lifestyle.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; blends for select heathers and neons
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable structure
- Classic, relaxed fit for easy layering or solo wear
- Durable double-needle bottom hem for longevity
- 1x1 ribbed collar with tear-away label for comfort and clean finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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